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OK, 34 simple questions:
1) What did you dream about last night?
2) In an average week, how many bad / cus words do you think you say?
3) What is your favorite reality TV show?
4) How tall are you?
5) Do you knit? (If so, blankets or sweaters?)
6) Flannel PJ's with a worn out t-shirt or silky lingerie'?
7) Have you ever pee'd in the shower?
8) Favorite body part on a man?
9) Las Vegas or a Caribbean cruise?
10) Favorite season ... rank em.
11) Do you get your salad dressing in the side or on the salad?
12) Are you a good kisser?
13) Do you think this is an unlucky number?
14) How about this one?
15) What is your sign?
16) Where did you go to college?
17) A genie grants you three wishes, what would you wish for?
18) What year were you born in?
19) Who would you rather date, a rock star or a pro athlete?
20) Are you married? Happily?
21) Do you have kids? if so, how many?
22) Name the best location known to man to do some hard core people watching?
23) What kind of panties do you have on now? Lol
24) Steak or seafood?
25) Top or bottom? (bunk)
26) What do you wear when you sleep?
27) Morning or night person?
28) What would you rather have, a great ass or great boobs?
29) CBS, NBC or ABC?
30) Do you work? / What do you do?
31) If you could rid the world of one thing, what would it be?
As for who I am, I'm white, smart, witty, tall, in decent shape, funny, married, kids, realistic, brown hair, blue eyes, some day I'm happy, some days I am not, bored, wondering if anyone will reply to this ad,
As for you: you found what I wrote interesting (to a degree) and actually have time to answer all those stupid questions. lol

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