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Here's how it's going to work m4w Hello ladies, If you need someone to take care of you, please move on. Any kind of relationship, whether it's a friendship, a sexual partnership or a romantic entanglement needs to be a 50/50 average in order to succeed, at least with me. If you're looking to be showered with gifts or pampered like a princess, move on. If you want to be treated like an equal, with respect and admiration, stay with me.
Perhaps you like the bad boys. . . with their Honda Civics and their baggy pants and their tendency to beat the heck out of you when they drink too much (which is all the time). Perhaps then you should move along from this ad. However, if you want someone who doesn't verbally or physiy abuse people, drives a sensible car and is gainfully employed, keep reading.
Speaking of cars, if one of your initial "get to know you" questions is "What kind of car do you drive?" then, you guessed it, move on. If you're the type of person who cares about superficial bs like cars and brand names and anything on MTV that's not a music video or Beavis and Butthead, well, you know what to do.
I know drama is in your DNA and so it's sometimes impossible to keep it in check, but if you're the kind of person who's always spying on others, getting into other people's business, gossiping, and flying into a rage over meaningless nonsense. . . door, use it.
Along those lines. . . porn is not cheating. Porn is a tool. It's a tool for guys like me who need sex more than you're willing to give it. I will not just go without because you're not in the mood or you can't keep up with my sex drive. That being said, I won't throw it in your face or make fun of you because you can't keep up. No one has been able to. I can respect that. Just respect that I'm going to do what needs to be done. And as long as it's not with another person, why should you even care?
I realize that if you're not totally pissed off by the time you finish reading this, you might be tempted to send me a response. That's good, since responses are what I'm hoping for. But if you're going to respond, I simply ask the following:
1) Don't be fishing for proof that I'm your spouse. I'm not.
2) If you're in that week before your period that you're REALLY horny, don't reply if you're only going to get embarrassed by your boldness and totally vanish in a couple of days.
3) Don't be a guy, or a spammer. Granted those are both usually the same thing and in which case you're not reading these rules anyway. . .
So if you're still with me and are looking for someone who shares your views, shoot me an email. I make a very good text/chat/email buddy. How could I not? You've read all of this. . . you know how crotch-grabbingly cool and snarky I am. And if you're so inclined, I make an excellent lover. I'm not looking for a relationship, nor am I looking for a one night stand. But something in between? Sure, maybe. If we click.