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Holy hell Batman! A normal single guy on slist?! Hey there! Yes as the title says, Im a normal guy who just happens to be single. A geek, a goof, and someone who gets way too enthusiastic over some things; usually involving science or reading. If you have a cat I will pet it like Baymax when he was drunk on low battery.
I have my own brand of weird goofiness with a decent head on my shoulders, always like
finding new things to do, learn about, and vary my life with, be it a new book or
otherwise. An old-soul if I had to describe my personality apart from both the adult
seriousness and constant silliness. Ive also been told I have more facial expressions than House!
I love a good board or card game (Settlers, Munchkin, jigsaw puzzles, chess, Cards Against Humanity, and Arkham Horror are some of my favorites), buying books I might never get around to reading, and consuming coffee constantly. I have an appreciation of good stories, superheroes, and films that make you think like The Fountain or Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. I play guitar/piano, like writing, and at the moment am bumbling through Fallout 4 and MGS5. Zdzislaw Beksinski is my favorite artist and I love macabre, creepy, and dark-natured things (blame my gothness in high school), and I think Halloween should be celebrated year-round.
Ideally Im looking for a relationship with the geeky goofball thats right for me, age range probably 21-31. Tattoos are a plus! I like women whore confident, witty, and smart, who can challenge me to be better! Nothing is more attractive to me than ambition and someone who will go after what they want. Fitness is important to me, but its okay if you dont go to the gym. I dont really care about body type as long as you try to be .
Since Im a big Potter fan, if you could put Snape in the message or subject line somewhere to weed out spam, please do! If this interests you, send a message and lets get to know each other! :)

GO CARDS! SBF Soooo, it's a gorgeous day outside and I need a new partner in crime! Summer is on the way and it's time to enjoy all this great weather with a friend possibly more. I have a thirst for life and hunger for activities (is it lunch time? lol). Just a little about me: BBW, 5'5", fun, culturally open, non-smoker, non-drinker, d/d free, 420 unfriendly, educated, well traveled etc. I love exploring out of the ordinary places and things. If you want to know more just ask. I don't like email tag so tell me something about you with "spring has sprung" in the subject line and let's meet in person! Those with a pic go to the front of the line. Please give your basic information like age, location, etc. Let's grab a coffee and maybe go to the movies!

Slammin m4w If you read the title and know what Im talking about hit me up. I dont do it often and need a partner to help administer the rush.
Reply with a pic and Ill send mine.
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Looking for "Mr. Right" for me! I'm not sure where to start or what to say so please be patient with me fellas.. I am recently retired but that doesn't mean I am getting old or have to act my age for that matter. This is the time when I can start my second childhood and enjoy life. I am 5'2"tall and would like to lose a couple of pounds. No, not fat size 10 - 12 but feel better a little lighter. I have long dark hair and hazel eyes. I own my home and don't have any baggage. Love summer best, working in the yard getting dirty, anything to do with water, reading a good book. I also love to cook and would enjoy doing that with my better half. I am a pet lover and would hope you are too. I like rummages, antique stores, flea markets, auctions, etc. If this interests you please reply with some information about yourself. Your location, likes, dislikes, etc. If you have any questions, please feel free to ask. Hope to hear from you and have a great day. Just a side to this add... I have had a lot of men contact me but please, if you aren't at least 50 or so, please keep looking. I am not interested in a boy toy and if you aren't my grandchild I have no interest in babysitting you.