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This is the traditional One Night Stand, folks, it just doesnt have to start in a bar, do you need to be drunk. Guys, there are manners. You do not ejaculate, and instantly ask when the next bus runs outside, a smatter of small talk costs you nothing and might reward you with an upgrade to fuck buddy status. Also, this is one you DO NOT later, drunk, horny, and confused. This is one that is use once, throw away. Unless its so good, you have to go backusually you can decide this 30 seconds after you cumthen its upgrade time. Gals. This is NOT A RELATIONSHIP. STOP telling your girlfriends about the awesome guy you met last night, hes not you again. Yes, he used you. You used him right back. Enjoy the power. These are hook ups you dont talk about, do you take them around to meet your pals for drinks the next day. You hump, they leave. Simple. Booty Call: This is someone youve SWNSed, or dated. Maybe you were married. Or she is, and you work together. Or you both are. 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After work, before work, all weekend, in Tahoe on a ski weekend (fireplace sex is the BEST), and theyre allowed to stay over. Can be ongoing, like a booty , and will be dusted off between relationships. Funny, I never met HIM the 3 years we dated? Oh, hes one of THOSE. You might even date, go out, show each other off, but once things get personal, you both know its time to split up, for now. Theyre the one person who wont get upset if you say I met someone because they did, too. Guys and gals, warning. These relationships are treacherous. They CAN and do sometimes get real, and the other person rarely agrees its time to start sharing the bureau and bathroom. Be open, honest, and make sure youre BOTH on the same page, and the kingdom is yours. However, for the meek at heart, beware. These are the relationships where fetishes, fantasies, and pure unadulterated hedonism occurs, and its expected. 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