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Show me around I am an enlisted military member and I am being transferred to Milton mid January... Im just looking for some females to show me around and possibly hang out with since I don't have any friends in FL.
A little bit about me I'm Native American but untill I get back out into the sun ima look white. I have a dog, she's a pitbull mix, jumps like a kangaroo and thinks she's a lap dog. She's my baby and I love her with all my heart. I love karaoke but can't sing worth shit, I don't normally dance(because I'm also a really bad dancer) but if I'm having a super awesome time I might be talked into getting on the dance floor. I love to run but I hate doing it by my self, I'm up for almost any outdoor activity. I love to play video games although I've had too much going on in my life the last couple of months to even pick up a controller. I stay away from any book stores just after payday for fear ill spend my whole check on books I may not have the time to read. I can't really cook but I can make a mean fucking salad. I'm probably the worst lesbian you will ever meet, I don't what my deal is but all of my friends are either gay men or straight men I need lesbian friends in my life. I'm not a very outgoing person and its hard for me to meet people that I get along with... It take a special kind of person to appreciate AND tolerate my personality, I don't really know how to describe my personality so we are just gonna go with I am a sweet asshole.
This post is not about finding someone to have a one night stand with, I love sex but right now I'm just looking for friends if it turns Into something more *shrugh* I'm sure as hell not gonna complain. If you have read my post and think you can help me out reply with you favorite hobby in the subject line so I know it's real, you can send a picture if you want but not required.